Twas the night before Christmas I just went to bed.
My Back was all sore and my eyes were beet red.
And as I laid down I quietly said, "looks like another Tow Trucking Christmas".

When 4 o'clock came I awoke to a sound.
It was the telephone ringing, so I push it to the Ground!
Then I heard a voice from the phone so far below.
I have a call, its urgent ,I need you to go!

So off with my truck I went with a mutter.
A smoke in one hand, a cup of coffee in the other.
And down the road I turned and I flew.
Where I was headed I hadn't a clue.

When rounding the corner what did I see.
Santa, some reindeer and his sleigh rapped around a tree!

I said to Santa there's no need to shout.
For $72 dollars I'll pull you out!
He said "For $72 , that's sounds ok".
So I let out some cable and recovered his sleigh.

Then he reached into his bag of wonderful toys
He pulled out a check book and I became annoyed

I said cash or credit, no checks no way.
He gave me some lip, so I impounded his sleigh!

The moral of this story on this holiday leave.
Don't piss off a tow truck driver on Christmas Eve!